i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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