The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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