What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?