No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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