I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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