You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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