WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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