I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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