i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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