Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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