is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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