i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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