they need to just BURY HIM!
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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