all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's never too late to be topless.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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