Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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