I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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