never play flip cup with pint glasses
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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