Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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