Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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