I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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