i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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