try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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