I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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