Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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