We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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