why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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