if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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