ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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