Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
