Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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