But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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