Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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