We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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