I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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