We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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