Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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