That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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