I am puke
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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