Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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