Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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