You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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