i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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