I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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