No stitches, just platelets and will power
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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