It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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