Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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