How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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