Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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