She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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