I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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