even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It's shark week go big or go home
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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