dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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