Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
is it fun? or sober?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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