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I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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