I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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