Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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