I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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