dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
