Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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