Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I don't want my vagina anymore.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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