He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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